To bridge the class gap between Kate and Wills
"Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a king amongst Condoms."
• Presented in a timeless souvenir heirloom collector’s box.
• Contains three individually wrapped condoms.
• Includes a collectable portrait of the Royal Couple as they might appear on their wedding day – exclusively created for Crown Jewels.
Kate and Wills commemorative toilet cover
I really REALLY want one of these. Look closely, or not even that closely.